Tuesday, March 3, 2020

FISH GOTTA SWIM, RUBBER CHICKENS GOTTA FLY


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Chickens are incapable of flying let alone ones made of rubber which is why two airline pilots placed the chickens behind the steering wheels for hours of lessons.  This resulted in Esther and Eunice, from the Rubber Chicken Forest in Vallecito, California, able to co-author their first travel book, Whirl With Merle, It’s a Rubber Chickens’ Travels. 


Over 50 destinations are the focus of this humorous travel classic based upon a blog, “EstherandEuniceadventures.”  that span for more than a decade.  What is special about this work is their target of cities in both the United States and Canada, that are less traveled and deserve a getaway.  


In “Meggsachusetts”, as they renamed it, the cities of Quincy, and Provincetown are visited for their important history.  Most people do not know that Provincetown was where the first landing of the Mayflower took place and will be celebrating the 400th Anniversary of the Pilgrim Monument, the tallest granite structure in the US. as a replica of the Mayflower II sails into Provincetown Landing.

Napa Valley may be known for their wineries, but travel the northern area of “Califowlnia” to towns such as Murphys and Grass Valley.  You may head to Folsom for the Johnny Cash legend but did you know that a sake company, Gekkeikan and soy sauce producer Kikkoman, have taken up some major space due to their ability to access the fresh water from the Sierra Mountains?


A slew of wineries are situated in the Finger Lakes of upstate “New Yolk, “ One nearby town of Seneca Falls is not only the setting for the classic movie, “It’s A Wonderful Life”, both the National Women’s Hall of Fame and Women’s Rights National Park are located there as well. 


Enjoy the true photography of the front and back covers meeting Esther, Eunice, and their entire family as the forest is actually the location of the Twisted Oak Winery.  Esther encountered Eunice while viewing her “long lost sister” on the side of an egg carton.  They, then decided to adopt a baby (Ethel Mae) at “Chicks ‘R’Us.”  Meeting another two sisters, Marilyn (a kleptomaniac) and Minerva when one trip brought them to a B&B where a couple, who rescues rubber chickens gave a healthier Mildred a better life. 


Readers will delve into places such as Bellingham, Washington vs Seattle; Mardi Gras in Shreveport, vs New Orleans; a trek along North Dakota where you can retrace parts of the Lewis & Clark Expedition or loseyour balls golfing from mountain tops ; as well as exprieinceing some lesser known East Coast towns in Maine. 


How about an alpaca farm in “New Jeggsey,” and oyster farm in East Dennis?  What is it like to ride in a hot air balloon over wineries?  Go off to Canada for a deep “Da Vinci Code” mystery in Winnipegg and learn the connection between the province of New Brunswick and New Orleans. .  

“Written quite tastefully, having read it on a Fry-Day”… Colonel Slanders.  Co-author and journalist Merle Exit is a former comedian-singer-actress (with a list of several other careers). Her first book, “Whirl With Merle – It’s a Humorous Life” published in 2006 has been the number one best seller in her home.


Priced at the most popular amount of $19.99 (less thatn $20), Exit sees this as “mere chickenfeed.” And signed by both Esther and Exit.  You can purchase it through CT Publishing Corp., ATT: Merle Exit, 11-20 154th St. Whitestone, NY 11357




Friday, May 3, 2019

A TASTE OF WHITESTONE

Eunice and I ventured to Whitestone in the borough of Queens in New Yolk City.  There was a tremendous amount of food from several restaurants and posed with many of the owners and those running the event.












Friday, April 26, 2019

Esther and Eunice Celebrate Passover

Eunice and I were invited to someone's house to enjoy a Passover seder.  I think we might have gone to one a long time ago, but don't remember.  

Here we are checking out the seder plate that had a roasted egg, lamb shank, parsley and bitter herbs. We couldn't help but wonder about the egg. 

The three maztos were placed on the table and we all had a peace after saying a prayer....something about not having time to leaven bread.  

Part of the tradition is to have an egg in salt water. We kind of passed on the egg itself but had a little of the yolk in the salt water. 

Dinner consisted of chicken, potatoes, broccoli, and salmon.  We had the salmon and discussed whether to have any of the chicken for obvious reasons. 

During the seder we were to partake in four glasses of wine. I might have had too much and even went after the special cup reserved for Miriam.  




We saved room for dessert of poached pear, poached apple and macaroon.



Thursday, August 23, 2018

EGGTOBERFEST

Marilyn and Minerva went to a restaurant called Manor Oktoberfest.  They immediately changed the name to Eggtoberfest to reflect our heritage.  The restaurant is located at a shopping center, called Atlas Park, in a part of Queens, NY.  Bavarian style food and lots of beer...oh, oh. I'll let them tell you.

We sneaked in there by way of Merle's big bag.  Most of the time she didn't see us.  Although we perused the menu we managed to taste whatever Merle ordered.  We did check out the menu.

They have these really tasty soft pretzels.  Marilyn was talking about stealing the knife.


Next were the potato pancakes. 

Perogies followed.  They are like fried dumplings with potatoes and cheese.  Some of them also had jalepeno. Marilyn thought it would be a great reason to have a beer...later.





Merle ordered something called Sauerbraten.  We waited for her to leave the table to take pictures.









Along came this plate that had a sausage, smoked pork cutlet, potato salad and cucumber salad.  Marilyn was contemplating stealing this knife.  I had to talk her out of it.  She's such a cut up. 

This huge glass of beer came to the table.  Before I knew it Marilyn stuck her whole body into it and almost drowned if it weren't that she drank enough.  No matter how I dress her, I can't take her anyplace.  



We got our picture taken with some of the staff.  





Friday, June 23, 2017

IT'S BEEN AWHILE BUT

I know it's been some time since we posted.  So much happens and sometimes not enough time to do it.  Most of our episodes are on Merle's facebook page.  Marilyn and Minerva have been doing much of the traveling around.  Here are some updates of where they went and mostly what they ate or drank.

They had gone to Shake Shack and brought home leftovers.  I think one of them might be a bit tipsy from that stein of beer.





It was Merle's birthday and her friend Nancy asked to have them join her in celebrating.  Marilyn was looking to steal the plates!



Celebration continued when Merle's niece, Dawn, came to visit.  We went on a ferry boat from Rockaway to Wall Street.  Josh and his assistant met with us.  Dawn made a new friend as Deveka brought her with us.  After the boat ride we ate at a place called Thai Rock.  Marilyn was again about to steal something....Minerva stopped her.









They went to a restaurant called SHI.  It's Asian fusion.  I think that they both imbibed....sake.  They met the manager, Chan.